Fake It Till Ya Make It...

All Bright And Shiny Like Them Diamonds.
So this is what my dog does when he’s home alone. Tricky, tricky. HEY! YOU’RE HOME! YOU’RE HOME … EARLY. LOOK, DON’T GO ON THE DECK FOR A MINUTE, OKAY? I NEED TO DO SOME CLEANING. I HAD A PARTY. I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. LET’S JUST SAY IT LOOKS LIKE AN ARMY OF BEER BOTTLES DEFEATED AN ARMY OF PANTIES, AND THERE WERE SUBSTANTIAL LOSSES ON BOTH SIDES.  JUST SET YOUR BAGS DOWN. I’LL GO GET A BROOM.

So this is what my dog does when he’s home alone. Tricky, tricky.

HEY! YOU’RE HOME!

YOU’RE HOME … EARLY.

LOOK, DON’T GO ON THE DECK FOR A MINUTE, OKAY? I NEED TO DO SOME CLEANING.

I HAD A PARTY. I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.

LET’S JUST SAY IT LOOKS LIKE AN ARMY OF BEER BOTTLES DEFEATED AN ARMY OF PANTIES, AND THERE WERE SUBSTANTIAL LOSSES ON BOTH SIDES. 

JUST SET YOUR BAGS DOWN. I’LL GO GET A BROOM.

(via mugsofpugs)

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